Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else
Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor
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Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts
person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"
by lixy-boo March 21, 2018
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Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.
Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.
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Red Raptor

A Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor who was accidentally painted red cause by a design accident,somehow it come to life
Employee: We messed up something!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!
by Red F-22 Block 40 January 29, 2022
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blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.
I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.
by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014
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raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 26, 2023
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raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it
“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023
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