update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Bot Puppet

A person who believes and reposts fake social media messages.

Your fanaticism and eagerness to believe everything you read shows what a bot puppet you are

by d_press March 17, 2019

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

Fnaf puppet

FNAF puppet is a animatronic which gives gifts to the dead

Fnaf puppet has given me a gift

by Soundwav373 November 29, 2019

Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.

After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

by Puppet Master April 27, 2018

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! April 01, 2022

Puppet Freak

a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets

dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll

by imnotcire April 18, 2009