Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

Pumped on the bunny

To take on an exciting and daunting adventure that is outside your comfort zone.

I really getting pumped on the bunny about bungee jumping for the first time.

by Bunny Man 123 September 5, 2019

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap August 31, 2017