In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child
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Resident: That was a crazy party last night.
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
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Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
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Get the Porch dweller mug.The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
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