Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023

Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Mitt

To hurt

Don’t mitt my friends.

by BassetHorb August 22, 2019

Mitts

Another term for man titties.

Look at the mitts on that dude...

by MIttens1453 March 28, 2022

dj the mitt

The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.

"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"

by Dabailey March 15, 2017

Mitts

Man tits.

Boy howdy that boy got some mitts on him.

by AngeryPirate83 February 9, 2020