The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.
The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.
Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.
Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!
Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.
Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.
Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!
Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."
Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
by SweatyDCBallsack July 22, 2010
Get the D.C. Metromug. An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
by Loco-Lola June 7, 2009
Get the Metro Stationmug. by emilinarockstarr June 18, 2008
Get the Metro stationmug. One of the most awesomest yet annoying maps in Battlefield 3. It is a great map long range engagements at first, but once you are inside, all you will want is your shotgun and assualt rifles. The map varies in weapon use due to the constant change in location.
by Cptawesome April 13, 2014
Get the operation metromug. Chicks who think that dressin in boy clothes or like dykes and cutting thier hair like the bad actresses on "The L Word" is cool. They don't skate,, they just hang out with emo boys who do skate or pretend to skate,, sometimes they don't even look like girls at all,, but they date boys who look like girls and make the boys they are date look like fags!!!
by Lisa F Star June 27, 2005
Get the metro lesbomug. Crazy-ass low-income residence where people are on welfare,SSI and smoke crack,get drunk,tweak all-night,and by middle of month are starvin' like Marvin.
by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003
Get the Hotel Metromug. The unbelievably crappy sub-compact car that Ned Flanders from The Simpsons owns. Ned and his family attempt to elude Homer Simpson's attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.
As red geo metro speeds out of garage...
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"
by JackBauer133 December 17, 2009
Get the geo metromug.