Mange

verb
1. the action of sitting on one’s testicles in a chair, couch, fence, etc.

synonyms: squashed, smushed, crush,

1. “Yo bro I was jumping over Brittany’s fence after we heard the garage door open and I manged my balls.”
2. *Begins to sit down on wooden dinner table chair*
“This meal smells really good mom,”
*Sits fully on chair*
“Damn! I just manged my nuts”

by m!m August 07, 2019

Mange

Comes from Vietnamese language, meaning "fuck something up". Also used in Estonian slang for calling someone a moron (Meindž).

You really Manged this time.
Seriously? Are you Mange?

by Ajula June 28, 2017

Mange

When youre fucking chest to chest and she gets your chest hair and sweat stuck on her tits.

I gave Kelly the mange last night while fucking her. She looked like a hot Sasquatch.

by Kindogg October 25, 2018

Mange

A person who fucks peoples mothers.

Thumta fucked khanyas mom, he is such a Mange.

by A Motherfucker March 06, 2023

Mange

Short for the word ‘Blancmange’ to mean something sweet and/or nice.

He got you flowers! That’s so mange!

by Nathanial45 January 12, 2025

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017