lame llama

A term used to describe an idiot.

He doesn't know the difference between "your" possessive and "you're" you are! What a lame llama!

by hipstercatsandshit November 13, 2011

Llama boxing

when all players gang up on the N00b
usually in Super Smash Bro's

"i've never played before"
"Then it's Llama boxing time!"

by Angry7019 October 14, 2009

rrama llama

one out of every 3 llamas is a rrama llama. this means that this llama has more personality then the other 2 llamas. it usually has a urinary tract infection. if you call somebody a rrama llama it means basically your a reject and nobody likes you.

oh my god becky your such a rrama llama

by princess111111 August 6, 2011

Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.

First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."

by TheGrindingNun May 29, 2009

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

llama piss

A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

Dirty Llama

When a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.

Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008