Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

Jail's hard

a safe place

in the corner

Christmas lights

carpenter genes

" jail's hard but its nice"

by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021

May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

jail mail

A person in jail that gets mail.

An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.

by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020

Jail Daddy

Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.

My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.

by Mormonpimp July 23, 2023

gay jail

Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.

Hey did you just get a new car?

Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo

by paranoid37 May 6, 2018