The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.
by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025
Get the gurtmug. 
by fienddd May 5, 2025
Get the gurtmug. When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today
Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most
Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most
Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other
by burti September 17, 2025
Get the gurtmug. by 【LD】Ducc April 15, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. 