fake the funk

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

The Sea Funk

a funk in the sea. nuff said.

im done with dat shit - the sea funk

by old gregg the first and only May 20, 2008

Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.

"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."

by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011

tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.

Me: I would funke tyler funke any day of the week.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 24, 2020

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017