the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 01, 2011
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bait and ditch

Inviting someone to a party but then not going yourself
Is John coming?

Nah, he invited us but I think he's found a party in SF that's more interesting.
Classic bait and ditch!
by Joesmoe27 February 04, 2019
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Bitch Ditch

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.
He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in
by Red Rexford November 11, 2019
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ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 18, 2018
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Coitus ditch

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.
by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022
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Ditch Ho

Carey the Crackhead is a Ditch Ho.
by DesertMama77 April 22, 2011
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Junk Ditch

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.
by annux July 03, 2016
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