Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017

Dirty Albin

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.

“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”

by J-Meow June 5, 2020

dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

Dirty Ethan

Bringing the baddest bitch home from the club and raw dogging her doggy style in your roommates bed

Damn I really pulled a dirty Ethan in Marty’s bed last night bro.

by Dasa fa tass April 14, 2020

Dirty Pool

Conduct that is unfair, unethical or illegal. Being deceitful or deceptive for unfair advantage.

The only reason Charlie keeps winning is he's just playing some dirty pool to create an advantage over his competition.

by GF Ed February 12, 2005

Dirty DelDuco

Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.

I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014