by plato! October 30, 2024

when you flap your fat juicy cock soooooo hard it starts throbbing even without any means of arousal in the immediate vicinity.
by suckmeplz April 1, 2021

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by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
