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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Amazon

Let me order socks off of Amazon.
by Winniespooh March 29, 2023
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Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit
Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.
by gobeldigook August 22, 2023
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amazoned

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
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Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
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Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.
omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires
by ganjagrace February 23, 2021
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Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
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