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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.
The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!
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Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.
Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.
by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022
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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.
"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015
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Amazon girl

A female person, which has every psychological complex from A to Z.
"She is crazy, she is an emotional wreck.
A real Amazon girl.
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amazoned

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
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Amazon

Let me order socks off of Amazon.
by Winniespooh March 29, 2023
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