The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
by sdfgsdfjsdfk July 29, 2007
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Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
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Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.
by Xrayted May 24, 2019
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Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.
Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such
by Makingthingsreal March 04, 2016
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Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 22, 2022
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Upside Down Show

When you're on the receiving end of the Blow Job, and you lay her on her back and have her head hang off the edge. This move causes you to rub her thought more and smack your balls on her face.
"Yo dude, I gave Brittny the Upside Down Show last night"
"Man, you had to mess her up"
by MtB January 29, 2020
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Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
by Piicasso March 01, 2012
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