Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin

That's my slithy toad

by Theslithy January 30, 2023

toad choker

A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler

Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!

by NannerPuddin June 11, 2023

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010

Throw Toads

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction

The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians

OR

The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food

by smashronnie July 13, 2018

Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012