toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council August 14, 2008

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad

There is a toad man over there g

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

Toad head

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

by Gremhold September 7, 2017