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Shopping Theory

Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
by candiedbones April 3, 2019
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Theory-ruinner

A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.
Sluggie just gave a useless reason to destroy my theory. SUCH a theory-ruinner
by Anti-Slugosoculous April 30, 2010
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Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are
The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory
by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021
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hypothe-theory

coined by NerdFighters-leader Hank Green, it's a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid 'proof' of the theory (in one's mind)
The recent laws holding homo-marriage "invalid" are made based on the 'hypothe-theory' that two men or two women will not--of themselves--carry-on the continuance of the species.
by Uncle J MythMan December 10, 2012
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But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023
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juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
by AitkenRomeo June 11, 2006
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Rev Theory

An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.
Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?

Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.
by four20 October 14, 2009
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