Swedish Delight

Alexander Skarsgard, the hot one on True Blood.

girl 1: 'that guy is damn fiiiiine!'
girl 2: 'giiirrl, that piece of swedish delight is Alexander Skarsgard'

by larkerdidthis April 12, 2010

Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex

hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007

Swedish Keyhole

A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out

Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedish keyhole

by steven123 December 13, 2007

Swedish Foghorn

If your getting head and you blow an airhorn just before you bust a nut, she will jerk up and you will continue to orgasm and blow it in her face, this is called a Swedish Foghorn.

Your girlfriend complained because you failed to warn her last time, this time give her the Swedish Foghorn. Is there any better warning? NO!!!

You meet a girl at a party and decide to get freaky, you take her to a vacant room, when all your buds hear the telltale sign of the Swedish Foghorn, "a loud horn", they will cheer your name, mad props.

by Tyler Jn. December 9, 2008

swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Swedish Egg

The act of cracking an egg, pouring the insides into a womans vagina, sticking your dick in, fuck the shit out of her to mix it up, pour it out into a pan, and cook it like scrambled eggs. Add seasoning as you wish. (Could also work with man-on-man.)

Dude, I'm going home to give my woman a swedish egg.

by Roflcoptering November 13, 2009

swedish nipples

Nipples of large magnitude

Damn! Bertha and I were getting on fine until she pulled out her SWEDISH NIPS and I broke out.

by Tbizzle April 20, 2004