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Don quote

A sentence from one of your friends that is so stupid but funny, it becomes quotable.
The music is too loud, I can’t see anything!”
“Don quote!”
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Quots

4 girls that are thots
Quots is defined as Amanda and her 3 girlfriends are thots
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Mockivational Quote

A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.

Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray

After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
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Einstein Quote

A quote that which has no definitive author, so the credit is given to Albert Einstein.
Here's an Einstein quote my mom told me "keep going, its only complicated because you haven't figured out how to do it quickly".
As Einstein once said "math is only hard if you don't understand it".
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the devil quotes scripture

Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse
Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture
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ANUS QUOTE

Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.
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