polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed

YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

by lokis little helper August 25, 2011

polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019

Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.

Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!

by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012

LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

by cookme December 25, 2010