shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

outback oysters

An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.

"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"

by j-ster September 2, 2006

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015

rake oysters

To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.

The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.

by Emf November 9, 2008

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

by niharissmart1 October 13, 2018

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017