Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.
by SheerSteez November 16, 2014
Get the Matthewmug. A man who has short stubby thumbs and a small dick. He likes to wear a backwards hat to make him feel better about his small dick. He likes men but is dating multiple bitched at the same time who are only with him for his money. They are only 4/10.
by jerrygoldsteg February 15, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a common name for a boy, who is a monkey that fell in love with a gay marine named Michael.
by J the "Monkey" February 2, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. A mean hoe who dates pretty girls but cant keep them because he is a crybaby and cries over the smallest things he does in the relationship. He likes other girls while he is dating someone and lies straight to their faces. HOE
by littleunknown__3 November 9, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
by The murbinator December 15, 2016
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a great amazing sweet guy that will make you blush. Although he might seem sweet he can be violent. Over all he's nice smart cute and loves to cuddle.
Matthew is so amazing!
Matthew is the best guy I have ever met.
You'll never find someone better than Matthew!
Matthew is the best guy I have ever met.
You'll never find someone better than Matthew!
by Hello_human February 10, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. 