dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 06, 2003

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 06, 2007

Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 05, 2019

mustard gas

works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.

Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.

by IrishRepublcanArmy January 07, 2004

Gut Mustard

Gut Mustard is the nut that has been saved up for atleast 2 weeks and busted all up inside a vagina and when it creeps out that discolored mustard looking jiz.

Added by KY-Jelly

"I haven't fucked a bitch in about 2 weeks and straight up rawdawged that bitch and filled her up with some gut mustard."

"I skeeted all up in that ho and a shit ton of gut mustard came creepin out."

by KY-Jelly1175 September 09, 2009