Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.
The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.
by Hillsborough County August 06, 2020
Something that is flashy or extraneous. Too much material embellishment. Extravagant or overdone. Other spelling: Jimjazz
by RRocket July 10, 2010
the fucking white boy who wants to cum on any form of titties (man,woman,shemale,animal)and likes to fuck mounds of dirt
by shazs April 02, 2007
Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?
John: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...
John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!
John: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...
John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!
by Jimfact Jim January 28, 2011
by mufc260599 May 17, 2019
A sandwich specialist who wears a trench coat that uses 6-inch subs as puppets and sells shows for 15 bucks each... Legend says he's gonna steal all the sandwiches in an unidentified aloha island mart without getting caught....
by Krishinator9000 August 28, 2022
by Necroletariat January 04, 2008