A Viking character in for honor that can only be played if you have a massive dildo getting shoved up your asshole. When playing Highlander all you need is one hand on the controller to spam RT so you are able to stroke your boyfriends cock while you fight. If you play highlander you are a monumental faggot ass piece of shit and almost certainly a cuck. To anyone who plays this pubic bearded heavy spamming urinal cake, you’ve hit rock bottom, nobody loves you, nobody cares about you, and the best thing you can do is to find the closest tree to hang yourself on, at least one insufferable asshole will be gone then. There’s a guarantee that if you play highlander you are either fat virgin cuck who’s 300 pounds or a faggot who likes little boys. Fuck you fuck your children fuck your children’s children and fuck bloodline.
Person 1: “ngl I’ve been playing lots of highlander lately”
Person 2:” oh so you’re a no life fagatron troglodyte who likes big meaty cocks in their mouth”
Person 2:” oh so you’re a no life fagatron troglodyte who likes big meaty cocks in their mouth”
by Figglebottoms69 May 10, 2023
Get the Highlandermug. A highland cow disguised as a chicken as in an attempt to trick a girl’s man’s into buying her a minicow
by BABYGIRL525 March 4, 2023
Get the Highland Chickenmug. One of the 2 cities completely surrounded by Detroit. Bet a majority of those pictures you see of abandoned homes from detroit were taken here. Bad public schools. If you’re taking woodward to downtown you have driven through here
by TotallyNotADetroiter July 13, 2021
Get the Highland Parkmug. Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.
by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022
Get the Highlands TXmug. Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
Get the University of the Highlands and Islandsmug. Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
by LaDiDahhhh October 2, 2021
Get the Highland Parkmug. by DIIDDYBOPPA November 19, 2019
Get the Highlandermug.