Hayden

A piece of shit, pizza pizza bitch, will spit in your mouth and rub you inappropriately

"WOW!, that guy looks like a douchebag?!"
"Oh yeah that's tottally a hayden!"
A hayden looks like a pepperoni pizza

by Don'ttouchmebitchxoxo December 15, 2017

Hayden

Is a gay bender who will probably cry and finger his bum over clash of clans and mobile games. Known as “wanker” or” tik tac boy”.He is covered in dandruff and has no friends.he would fuck a kangaroo to make chess not illegal if it was.dont get in his way or he will chat shit about your parents and mow your lawn.

Hayden is a want face McGhee

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Hayden

A straight male cheerleader that always hang out with girls and other female cheerleaders but is never able to get any pussy.

Hey do you know Hayden?

Yeah I do! He’s that one cheerleader who’s always with girls and the cheerleaders but never gets pussy and always in the friend zone.

by FluffyTeddyBear69 November 7, 2019

hayden

gay guy

hayden is so gay nigga he will suck ur dick on the spot nigga.

by StraightManNigga123 May 30, 2019

hayden

ai**z*a boyfriend

someone: hayden is that one girls boyfriend

by Girl1100 June 10, 2019

Hayden

A Marine Douchebag that lacks all of his 7 core values. A man who mistreats women and cheats on them regularly. Your typical Bad Guy. Hayden loves to string women along and plays with there emotions. A falsely proclaimed Alpha Male, who has a Small Dick

Met this guy named Hayden, he was a real douchebag.

by Mrinjen February 4, 2020

Hayden

She is a very,smart,funny,kind person.She loves doing competitive things.She loves pencils and is very weird.her best features are her hair and eyes

Person”it’s hayden”
Person2” duh look at her”

by Gigantic Gįräffę October 3, 2019