Nine Figures

Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999

Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.

by TooManyFiguress September 4, 2020

man figure

A person you mess with heavy and have a lot of love for them, but y’all not together yet,
pending relationship...

He’s my man figure not my bf

That’s just my man figure

by naya.bandddsss❤️ December 23, 2020

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

stick-figure embrace

Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.

Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023