Deez Nutz

Penis

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? 😞💔💔
Lynda: Leaving what?.. 🤣😂🙌😎😉
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE 😊😍😒✌😞💔🤣😂😂🙌😉😎

by mickeylovesdeeznutsinyomouth July 27, 2021

Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021

Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing

by Deez Mama July 27, 2021

Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021

Deez Mama

Woah deez mama, a mix of joe mama and deez nutz. there will soon be joe nutz, where are joe's nutz?

You: hey do you know who deez is
Some Random Dumbass: uhhhhhh no who is deez
You: DEEZ MAMA, get owned loser
Some Random Dumbass: don't you mean deez nutz?
You: shut the fuck up im about to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Some Random Dumbass: deez nu-
*beating noises intensify*

by Random Stuff idk November 21, 2021

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser August 27, 2016

Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts mean like if you are talk in a sentence and you're like deez nuts ha gotem

Guess what?
What?
Deez Nuts?

by Bull**** October 25, 2017