Crown Farming

A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.

Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?
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Shadow Crown

Noun. - Sha•dō - Cröwn, A Group descriptive ex. Illuminati, knights templar, new world order.

1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.

2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. The builders of the Pyramids, and Derinkuyu wore the "shadow crown", after the flood waters settled they emerged to repopulate.

2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
by Thane J. A. Odinsson June 29, 2023
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Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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Triple Crown

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow
You call her a queen? I call her a Mcqueen the way she got triple crowned
by Oneoffiftyfive April 04, 2023
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Triple Crown

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.
Yo are you down to run a triple crown tonight me and the boys are thinking about blacking out.
by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020
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Red crown

It means, someone who has in control of anything and anyone. Kinda like a manipulator, ruler, or someone who is in charge, but differently y'know?
"She's such a manipulator! She act like she's wearing a red crown!"
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022
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Crown Town

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021
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