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Creep Jockey

An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
by FistFootFace June 16, 2011
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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scope creep

When the limits of a project are expanded by a client
I was going to make a simple web site but my client held a gun to my head and now I'm making a cell phone app that is also a bomb guided gps with and mapped with klm files via the google earth application interface. You need a gun sometimes to defend against scope creep.
by zipthwung01 January 23, 2010
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Facebook creeping

The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.
How did you know they were dating?
Oh, I was facebook creeping last night.
by FordJN October 3, 2011
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sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.
Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.
by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009
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Creeping Death

The best fucking Metallica song ever. Its off Ride the Lightning!
The bridge is unlike any other in metal.
Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born Man! Motherfucker Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born man!
-Creeping Death
by ConnortheCanadien March 25, 2011
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sleep creep

n. someone who engages in sexual activity while the "partner" is asleep (usually as a result of drug/alcohol use)

v. to perform the above action
Don't take any more shots....I heard that guy over there will sleep creep girls who pass out.
by 99overall January 26, 2009
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