Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 04, 2019

main chaps

a truly righteous band of brothers, those who can be relied upon not to hurl chunks on only the seventh pint

Main Chap: I was out with the Main Chaps last night and had eight pints of Guiness and a jumbo deep fried sausage.

Observer: Of course.

by Terry Ebberstone November 27, 2007

Pop A Chap

To pass out; to faint; to slip out of consiousness

This guy was so Crunk he poped a chap!

I didn't sleep for five days and endded up poping a chap.

Each time I see blood I Pop A Chap.

by no-one-in-particular May 25, 2011

Chapped lip crusty

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts

by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

chap a steamer

To take a Dump... And or a Shit.

That's about it.

tha malcontent

I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.

by tha malcontent August 01, 2007

Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

by Wienie Kong October 01, 2009

Navajo Chap-slap

The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.

I'm going to Navajo Chap-slap the shit out of her. She Puts the Chap in the Navajo Chap-Slap.

by Papa Jango December 27, 2016