crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.
Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.
by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020
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Boxer

Handsome boo who lives in a box. Best box boy around
Here come boxer that handsome boi
by Garfiery October 7, 2020
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Olympic Trans-Boxer

I'm sure you guys want my synopsis, so, here it is:
Hym "The Olympic Trans-Boxer all of the conservatives are mad about... IS NOT TRANS. She is an XY chromosomed Female with true hermaphroditism and can give birth! Not trans gender! That's the scoop! That's it. Did not transition at any point. Has been a female and has been regarded as female for their entire life. Not a real controversy. The conservatives swung and missed. They are WRONG! Wrong or lying. Which for conservatives means HELL FOREVER! BURNING IN HELL FOREVER!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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boxer

A keeper striped bass in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast region where the size limit is a complete joke at 28"-31" long.
"Dude you don't have to measure that one it's a total boxer. Throw it in the cooler, she'll eat."

"Oh yeah this one coming up is definitely a boxer......(measures out at 36"). Nah man gotta throw it back"
by Jabonie187 January 4, 2024
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one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021
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German boxer

A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.
by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023
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boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017
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