One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013
n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.
by chamaeleon March 13, 2004
by Nick Yurick July 04, 2005
A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.
Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
by dirtyjeff November 09, 2008
When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
by Glitter Bandit October 10, 2014
A place that is not the killing house. A place that is unlike goimg on a windy walk. A place where you have to rush in or go sneaky-beaky like. But most importantly, a place where you shoot everything that moves in the name of King and Country. Also known as South Armagh, Northern Ireland.
by Chrysostauros July 15, 2019