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Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.
Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.
by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022
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Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
mugGet the the balloon methodmug.

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons
Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies
by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
mugGet the Balloon boobiesmug.

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
mugGet the balloon handlermug.

Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018
mugGet the Columbia Balloonmug.

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
mugGet the Balloon cootermug.

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