boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

fortnite boat

Fortnite boat in loot lake

fortnite boat

by SoggyPlaydoh March 20, 2019

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Snatch boat

Performing cunnilingus and motor boating boobs at the same time

It is best to snatch boat standing up

by Goodtogo May 27, 2014

Sanity boat

A boat that represents ones sanity. Jumping or falling off of it symbolizes the transition into insanity.

Somebody just fell off the sanity boat!

by Nocheese October 25, 2010

gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.

God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?

by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005