Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Karma Sutra Tequila

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.

'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

tequila tiernan

The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group

Omg he's going full tequila tiernan

by Pookie One January 12, 2024

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass and do a backflip while whomping yourself. This gives the women a boost of adrealine.

'You remember how we first met, at the bar?'

'Yeah, that time i did the Tequila Flip, you absolutely fall for that.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.

The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.

by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018