Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.

Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!

by Fred97 October 26, 2011

Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin May 2, 2018

teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.

I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.

by 24JackBauer24 November 10, 2009

Video Teabag

When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.

My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.

by S Gminder April 20, 2011

teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 18, 2015

Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018