Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
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Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.
Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!
by Fred97 October 26, 2011
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Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag
by thotpenguin January 10, 2018
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teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.
I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.
by 24JackBauer24 November 11, 2009
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teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth
While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.
by stevemister July 04, 2015
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Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.
by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022
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Video Teabag

When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.
My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.
by S Gminder April 03, 2011
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