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Sucked

If your sucked you are extremely skinny. To even gain 1 pound of muscle you need eat atleast 8000 calories a day for 2 months. Being sucked is like being the class clown of the gym, everyone laughs at you all the time. Being sucked means you are skinny the wind blows you away as you walk, and the protein shake you drink weighs more than you. Sucked people also seem to think that they are in good shape because they can see their flat abs, but really they are borderline anorexic and cant even bench the baby bar. If you are sucked, please consider visiting a g.p and fixing your life up. Only pro of being sucked, is that girls love anorexic geezas, but in reality if anyone fights them, they will get banged differently and look like weezals.
Gym lad 1: bro you see that guy over there, hes sp sucked ain't he, he cant even do 2.5kg curls.
Gym lad 2: I know bro hes so sucked, all his muscle is on his penis.
by Sym1269 December 25, 2019
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Sucker Carlson

An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.
As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022
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fun-sucker

A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.
You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"
by KC09 April 15, 2010
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Chatline Cock Sucker

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.
I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!
by CLCS January 5, 2011
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Sorry Sap Sucker

A very nasty person. Less often used as it’s counterpart word, mother fucker. People often use this term trying to make themselves not sound so nasty as saying, “mother fucker”, but other countries actually consider “Sorry Sap Sucker” as one of the harshest things to call someone.
“That sorry sap sucker ate the last dinner role!”
“Jeez, what a sorry sap sucker!”
by I’m that one guy January 19, 2022
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chino sucker

a goal scored from a tight angle by an asian soccer/football player
by Black Magick April 26, 2007
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Fun Sucker

a person who sucks the fun out of everything
"Man, she's is such a fun sucker..."
by Banana Selective Hearing March 4, 2008
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