superior wang

my bigass cock that bitches work like a stripper pole

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Immoral superiority

The belief or attitude that one is cooler than another because they pursue or pursued illicit deeds.

Jack bought a souvenir, but Meg stole one—demonstrating her immoral superiority.

The others laughed at him playing bananagrams, but Eddie knew he was cooler than them. He held immoral superiority; he smoked weed.

by Rt. Hon. Smokes McSmokes May 25, 2013

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.

On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.

by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007

superiosity

Someone who thinks they are superior to everyone else is known to display superiosity.

Lisa: "That Hank guy has some serious issues with thinking he's better than everyone else."
Zoe: "He's definitely got superiosity going on."

by TZN June 16, 2010

superior fuck

One who is better than you at a certain skill.

Person 1: Holy shit John your a superior fuck at bowling.

by Bigcing1 November 23, 2015

Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.

Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."

by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017