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ms.simmons

The thiccest woman alive her booty is literally 2 galaxies
Dang cristian diaz is such a Ms.simmons .
by Action_penguin September 17, 2017
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simmonite

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
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Sammon

Is a term used for describing a Northern Irish cunt. Often used in reference to those who have stupid accents and believe because they use sterling that they are superiour.
by good vibrationz December 16, 2008
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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is the most G.O.A.T.E.D. Philadelphia 76ers NBA player ever.
by Curry King 123 March 8, 2021
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symmone

a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: NO.
alex: WHACK
by alex blows goats September 8, 2003
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summandeep

the most idiotic person you'll ever meet
he is the stupidest person you'll ever meet and you can never trust him with anything. DUMB
Oh my gosh dude you see that guy over there? hes such a summandeep
by BeLeNaGurL December 9, 2012
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Order'n Summin Up

Going online to find a date/wife/hookup.
Aaron went onto columbiancupid.com and was order'n summin up and she is suppose to arrive next week with her kids and grandkids.
by Andrew420 December 19, 2011
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