Suburban

Depending on who you're trying to get riled up, you could start a string of misinformation about Nigerian cities having suburban origins, you could do the same thing with about any information about any country.

The guy was trying to get the locals in Sri Lanka riled up, so he started a string of misinformation to get some of the changes he wanted to see. The cities in Sri Lanka weren't as large as Tokyo, New York, London, or Paris, so they must be easy, suburban targets.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

suburban thug

a person, usually a white guy from ages 12-17 who wears all nike/adidas/gap/some kind of sports brand and shops for that brand religiously during school hours. disrespectful, thinks hes good at sports. reposts vary from religious ones to thug life female objectification content. says 'ight' unironically even in texts.

Daniel saw a kid dapping up a random kid, shove him, and get yelled at. he wore pink nike shorts and a white nike shirt of course. "Damn. thats some suburban thug behavior right there"

by tubby.dan January 28, 2025

suburban moshpit

When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.

As soon as the Costco put out fresh rotisserie chickens, a Suburban Moshpit broke out!

by sicha_beast September 29, 2022

suburban bobblehead

An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .

Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick

by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018

Sickly-Suburban

A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.

Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"

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by ChrisKola January 26, 2010

Orange Suburban

A mutha fuckin BEAST of a truck that was once known for its daily appearence in its surroundings, but know is scarcely seen. It has seating for six but many more can be crammed in for a Taco Bell run, rust can be seen falling off at anytime and the beacon on the top is frequently drawing attention to it.

The orange suburban was seen around town creating a stir.

by Tanked February 5, 2009