Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.

A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”

by GenZgirl_slang April 27, 2025

Suburban Roundabout

When you fuck all the soccer moms before the PTA meeting you’re at is over.

Dude. Reed just did a suburban roundabout.

by Jse71ig20 July 9, 2021

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, almost urban but not urban.

The people describing the area like they knew it like the back of their hand hadn't been there 20 or 30 years ago, when the area they were describing was nowhere near urban or even suburban (sub-urban), it was the country, or as some would call it rural.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Suburban

A mysterious figure that is always hiding and can never be found. Think waldo.

Man, stop fooling around. We need to find suburban!

by Chord271 April 20, 2024

Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

You are wasting your time. Suburban dictionary doesn’t exist. Now go away.

by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020