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stripper kiss

The act of a stripper's vagina coming into contact with any part of your body. This is usually followed by severe scrubbing of the contacted area with heavy duty soaps in a vain attempt to kill any diseases.
the stripper last night came in a little too close trying to grab the dollar bill out of my mouth, and ended up giving me a stripper kiss on the forehead when she over-shot it.

i really hope that my stripper kiss was wet because she was turned on, and not because her vagina was oozing puss.
by ac57 November 25, 2009
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stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.
Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"
by EPS January 21, 2007
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Stripper Bills

Hey, you got any stripper bills, for my 5?
by AlonzoD December 18, 2008
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true stripper

in short: a woman (or man) who takes of her clothes for money.

in long:It is true that a signifigant number of stripers are drug addicts or single mothers who can't make ends meet. However they are not true strippers. A true stripper is a woman with a luminous personality and jaw-dropping looks, because of this men all around them ( pretty much foir their whole lives) have wanted to be with them. so , they use this as a perfectly legal way to make money. activist types who claim that this is demeaning to women are both wrong and hypocrites. they are wrong because a stripper can make sixty dollars in five minutes from lap dances, I mean how is that demeaning? i'd do that if I could. and they are hypocrites because they are usually butch dikes who are butt ugly and could never be a stripper them selfes(but deep down want to)
wow the dance given to me by vanessa was amazing. she looks great, smells great and is fun to talk to. she is a true stripper.
by godswill December 23, 2007
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stripper monkey

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.
They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.
by Tiffany December 4, 2002
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pregnant stripper

stag itinerary: go carts,pregnant strippers, goodie bags.
by Gman604 November 11, 2007
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Stripper Mosey

When a stripper non-chalantly saunters around the stripper pole as they are preparing to begin their sexy dance. They often do this with a bored look on their face, as if they are just 'moseying' around....
I was at Choice last night, and saw Alisa doing her typical 'stripper mosey'....
by jillina July 18, 2010
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