siryah

The most gorgeous girl to walk the planet, she is so sweet and can buss down anywhere. She’s so adorable and sweet that everybody jumps for joy when they see her.

she’s so hot, that must be siryah.
omg where do i find my own siryah.

by walterisbae November 29, 2019

Story of Undertale

Undertale parody of "Bad Romance"

it goes like this:

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
it has more but I can't type it

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022

pat story

a story that has no point whatsoever.

person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..

by ilovejellybeans April 1, 2009

Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015

King & Story

A barrio in East Side San Jose, which was once dubbed "The Lowrider Capital of the World." King and Story is also recognized as being the "Whittier Boulevard of the North" which has many similar characteristics as East Los Angeles. The usage and showings of lowriders is prevalent along King Rd and Story Rd. Lowrider Magazine was also founded in this barrio of East Side San Jose, CA

"Orale carnal, keep trucha, we're comin' up to King & Story!"

by EAST SIDE SAN JO April 22, 2021

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016