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stretcher

a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.

Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
by Life Suxs November 25, 2007
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pussy stretcher

I dont want a baby, all they are is a damn pussy stretcher.
by MonCor August 27, 2006
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Wall Stretch

The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.
I wall stretched with your dad yestarday.
by MetalDanMaster 69 March 11, 2017
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Stretchling

The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.
I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.

Are you stretchling?

Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?

My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010
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Stretch-Lust

When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!

Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.
by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011
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Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am
Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!
by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019
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velvet stretch

Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
by yjrjhet May 23, 2006
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