Stoshing

When something is so good it makes you want to eject anally

'oh my god look at that stoshing selection of fine wines'
'Have you seen my stoshing new pineapple?'
My girlfriends rear end makes a stoshing entry'

by SuckYourNan March 1, 2009

smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

Stushing

When you need to rub one out in class but don't want to get caught. Easy solution, get those scissors out and cut yourself a private glory hole for hours of fun.

Boy 1: Stushing is the only reason I got through math class

Boy 2: in science today I was double Stushing

by shrek123321 December 15, 2016

smashing lasagna

When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.

"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"

by Zedzel March 23, 2017

cake smashing

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing

"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"

by Sowjoji July 27, 2014

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?

by honest bob March 15, 2005