sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July

Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"

by Saggy nut hair June 3, 2014

Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

el stanko

The act of boarding an elevator, waiting for the doors to close and then ripping a buttcheek

Jenny got off the elevator and a passenger exclaimed "who el stanko'd?!"

by Queen Ml September 5, 2016

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018

Mexican Standoff

A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.

A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.

by royalfucker February 5, 2020

Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.

"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."

by Brednuts November 1, 2021

Methican Standoff

When two tweakers circle each other for hours waiting to see who throws the first punch.

Johnathan: Hey haven’t you noticed those two tweakers have been circling for hours now

Bob: They’re having a methican standoff

by Yourlocalryan December 29, 2021