skuffing

Truck driver slang for beating their meat on the road

Hey Ricky I was skuffing one out on route 59 yesterday

by Skufflyfe January 25, 2018

Squidging

A feeling of being grossed out and shuddering

Thomas couldn't stop squidging at the idea of sounding.

by SubBunny78 October 22, 2018

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Shiffing

The compulsive habit of sniffing your own shit

Has Bob got shit on his nose again?

Wish he’d take better care when he’s shiffing

by The Bristol Trickster September 19, 2019

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Skurffing

The act of nonchalantly kyping casino cash tickets from slot machines that have been forgotten or abandoned before casino staff or security retrieves them.

Dude: what you doin?
Other dude: skurffing started out with 32 cents I got 47 cents now....

by Mystikalscorpiohotchick June 12, 2020

Squaffling

Mixture between waffling and stuttering.

Harriet stop squaffling

by Xoxxxxx April 6, 2021