Spring

The season in which ugly girls still appear ugly, but hot girls appear 10 times hotter.

Emil: Damn, I never knew Josie was so hot!
Da'shaun: It's because it's Spring!

by GoldGlover375 May 10, 2009

Spring Supporter

A person who will only begin following (And I say following in the loosest way possible) the goings on in the English Barclays Premier League near to the end of the season when the exciting stuff happens (i.e. the Spring months of late March, April and May)

Idiot: I can't wait for the game tonight! Liverpool are taking on Chelsea in the Champions League quarter final tonight, come on Fernando Torres!
Me: Did you see it when we played them at their ground in October?
Idiot: Yeah, we owe them for that!
Me: Oh them for what? We beat them...
Idiot: I see...
Me: Get out of my face, spring supporter

by Stekop1 April 17, 2009

Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.

Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008

Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.

Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."

by 556677NK March 10, 2010

Spring Leggeron

The "leprechaun" of springtime. Not just a leprechaun, the leggeron jumps five times as high and is able to lie, but the rewards of tricking the leggeron are much greater than a pot of gold. No one has tricked the spring leggeron, though, so the prize is not exactly known, but there are legends that it is eternal youth or any wish granted.

I almost caught the spring leggeron! It defeated me, though, again.

by AmbidextrousTomato April 9, 2010

Spriends

Spriends is the plural of spriend, which is a person with whom you do sports, share your sport experiences, visions and goals. Spriends are different from regular friends as the topic of communication between the two people is restricted to or dominated by sports.

I'm meeting my spriends for an epic mountain bike ride on the weekend.

by miki0108 January 21, 2013

spring peeper

Once the warm weather rolls around in spring time, perverts come out and peep into your windows.

i was watching t.v. on a warm march night and noticed a spring peeper looking in my window.

by catpuke March 27, 2013